Ode to My Cat

There is no better pick-me-up or incentive as a cat,
As a furry and all-the-way classy tender visitor in your lap.
My cat knows when to endow a lick on the cheek or an affectionate purr
A gift of dead flies, moths or, if in need, a paw to confer.
My cat always knows when I am ill
A happy cat on your belly is superior to any pill.
My cat feels no need to go outside
Why get your paws wet when all you desire is right where you reside?
Me and my cat are very similar, you know
Our respect is a rare gift to bestow.
My cat has a taste in people ever so particular
Else how could she keep up her tail perpendicular?
Only a special few can be awarded her attention
A cat’s pride is something of no need to mention.
My cat can lie in profound meditation,
Her mind engaged in a rapt contemplation,
Sitting for hours on my window sill,
Concentrated and motionless like Jefferson on a two dollar bill.
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
It’s no plot for power or a gasp for fame,
It’s not a love poem or a fancy word game
Or a theory on the inertial reference frame
No.
Cats enjoy the simpler things:
A good meal and toy mice on strings,
An invite under covers or a scratch between her ears,
A gentle caress to erase all any fears.
Cats know the best things in life are simple,
They don’t mind of your forehead pimple.
My cat loves me as I am,
She doesn’t care of scores on an exam,
My cat doesn’t give a damn
As long as I give her a piece of my ham.
If only we’d learn to live like cats do,
No errands or aims to pursue,
No dreams of high life or unlimited riches,
Just someone to scratch our ear when it itches.
We should all learn from my cat:
Food good, life simple and that is that.




Yes, I would definetly take my cat over most people I know any day.
In the end becoming the crazy cat lady is one possible (and ultimately not so bad sounding) future.

And Monday God created hugs. And it was good..

I am not going to get my hopes up.
I'm just.. not.

Fool me 20 times: Shame on you.
Fool me 21...

Gaggling Unkindness

Geez, you people can't take a bad joke.
You're not all that stupid.
Some of you can tie your own laces..
Still kidding :-j
Time to move on.

Anyways, I'm SO BORED. It's one depressing scene outside, with the rain, and the wind and the flowing waterfall in the big whole in front of my building.. And I feel like sleeping all damn time. And for some reason my stomach keeps bothering me for 3 straight days.
Yah, fun times.


Deflection of subject away from myself.


A group of unicorns is called a blessing. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of owls is called a parliament. A group of ravens is an unkindness. A group of crows is a murder. A group of bears is called a sleuth. Twelve or more cows is called a flink.

Deci murder mob sunt canguri si ciori. Parliament blessing sunt bufnite si inorogi.

Clar?

One of you stupid fucks actually said that my last post was 'epic'.
It's so easy to impress you dumbasses.

In other news: I am still better than YOU!

So I was feeling particularly pretentious today. Someone asked me what my favourite band was and I made one up so that they'd feel bad because I knew something that they didn't.

You bastards.

Fine, fine, update:

[22:43] Chrisu: am dat cu piciorul de ceva
[22:43] Chrisu: si am scos un sunet f misto
[22:43] Chrisu: ca un pescarus
[22:43] Chrisu: dar nu reusesc sa'l fac iar :(

Hellen Keller

Initially I heard about her once and then I heard about her twice and then three times and I was like who the fuck is Hellen Keller? So Wikipedia I went:

Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968) was an American author, political activist and lecturer. She was the first deafblind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree.

Keller went on to become a world-famous speaker and author. She is remembered as an advocate for people with disabilities amid numerous other causes. She was a suffragist, a pacifist, an opponent of Woodrow Wilson, a radical Socialist and a birth control supporter. [ Boooo! ] In 1915 she and George Kessler founded the Helen Keller International (HKI) organization. This organization is devoted to research in vision, health and nutrition. In 1920 she helped to found the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU). Keller and Sullivan traveled to over 39 countries, making several trips to Japan and becoming a favorite of the Japanese people. Keller met every U.S. President from Grover Cleveland to Lyndon B. Johnson and was friends with many famous figures, including Alexander Graham Bell, Charlie Chaplin and Mark Twain.

The story of how Keller's teacher, Anne Sullivan, broke through the isolation imposed by a near complete lack of language, allowing the girl to blossom as she learned to communicate, has become known worldwide through the dramatic depictions of the play and film The Miracle Worker.

It's black&white and old and I tried to watch it but it's SO boring so I'm not gonna comment on that anymore.

All-of-a-sudden for some reason I've been hearing about Hellen like friggin' everywhere lately. Songs:



There are actually tons of Hellen Keller jokes:
How come Helen Keller didn't scream when she fell off the cliff?
- She was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?
- Rearranged the furniture
- Left the plunger in the toilet bowl
- Put saran wrap on the toilet
- Put her in a round room and said there's a penny in the corner
- Glued doorknobs to the walls.

Why does Helen Keller wear skin-tight pants?
- So you can read her lips.

Yes, they are all retarded.

And I was talking with this dude someday and he was like: "she did all that crap so why the hell did hellen keller become an internatonal joke?"

Because she's a woman.

"don't ask me about what you don't want to know."
"ok."

yaah.. good idea.

Feel-good Songs

This song makes me happy :)
Adica chiar can-do-anything happy, know what I mean?

Si daca tot vorbim de feel-good songs, here are my other 2 favourites:






YEY!!!

03.06.2010

..si a facut si Chrisu trecerea pe facebook :D

Yes, I was bored.

Buh-bye hi5!

" No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable. It was nice to know that there was someone worse than you. "


- Discworld

01.06.2010

Watching The Simpson's makes me wonder why I don't tear down a scarecrow with a baseball bat and become the alpha-crow, then enrage them after they stole my baby, make them try to drink my sweet-sweet eye-juices and get some medicinal marihuana.

"Duude, did you see that unicorn? It's horn was Sooo shiny..."