A secret -- 1 --

I'm glad you think I'm weird.

Moderation is like a foreign language.

You have to learn that shit when you're young.

!!!!!

Well.. What more is there to say? :)

Raman la parerea vehementa ca daca esti prost Nu-ti fa blog.

Altfel "Vor fi multa lume" care va rade de tine pana le apar spume la gura si vanatai de la tavalit pe dusumea (inca-mi place cuvantul asta).

Bine, esti prost si vrei sa-ti exersezi scrisul.. Fa-o acasa, eventual cu usile si geamurile inchise si arde apoi totul pentru ca nimeni, niciodata sa nu aiba sansa de a citi ineptiile pe care le-ai scris.

Simti nevoia de a scrie tot timpul? Caligrafomania e tratata ca problema psihica..
La unii preferabil cu o bota in crestet si o groapa bine ascunsa.

Ah, si daca scrii ceva ai grija sa crezi macar 51% din concept. Asa.. pentru ca bunul simt de a scrie ceva il cere.

Esti prost si vrei sa-ti dai importanta? Kill yourself!
Aveti incredere! Este cea mai rapida metoda de a te baga in seama. Cred cu vehementa in sinucidere, e o chestie buna.


Rant over.

Derivat din Durere

Zi de Dor.

"Dor" pentru ca doar romanii ar putea inventa un cuvant atat de depressing.

Dor.

Dor.

Do..


r.

One.
Two.
Three.

Four.

Five.


How many more will come?


(Heh, come.)

GaGa

I love Lady Gaga :))
How does she know? Everything from Bad Romance to your Brown Eyes.. Amazing.

Ok, so I'm sick of all those songs about telephones (hint, hint:



the kitchen sink, yah)
But still, can't get enough.


Stumbled upon this a few days ago (addicting like everything else gaga):



You speak to me, you crazy bitch :D

This is one repply I got, doesn't answer my question but it rulles.

So listen:

Birds + Bees = ???

Look, I need some help.

Was browsing Comixed, found this:


and it hit me: where did this expression: "the birs and the bees" come from, anyway?
Who thought of it?
And what's the connection anyways?
The only thing that seems obvious is that they both fly..
But why birds and why bees?

Aah, the never answered question..
So please, if you have any theories don't hesitate to cantact me.

Anyway, in my search for the answer I found some pretty awesome comics:


and my favourite:


If I think about it..

Vreau sa plec.



Hai.

What would I do without you?

Him, probably.