Remember when:
nothing had a double meaning. Kissing was nasty. Boys had cooties. You were popular if you had a new toy, not if you were a jerk. People liked you if you were nice, not cool. Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut. There was no such thing as gay. Your friends would always be on your side and nothing would get between you. If you were friends with a boy, it didn't mean you liked him. The only thing you drank was grape juice. Smoking was disgusting. The only things that could get broken were toys and bones. Mommy was your hero. Goodbye meant only till tomorrow. Now look at your life. It's almost the complete opposite. Now here is the funny part. The only thing I remember, was wanting to grow up.



[melancholic moment]