"It's the only scientific instrument I know how to work."

"I don't care about whether you're black or white because inside we're all the same.

Let me verify this with my penis."

I want to do at least one illegal thing to you tonight..

Fisa tehnica (la iesirea din productie): nascuta in Suceava, 21 octombrie 1992, parinti romani, greutate 2,500 Kg, inaltime 0,5 m (?!?), ochi caprui, par N'A, nas carn, buze groase, dinti N/A, brand N/A, balcoane N/A, dimensiuni normale, a nu se hrani noaptea, wash with care, do not iron, make any wish come through.

Fisa tehnica (revizie 17.000 Km): inca in Suceava, La Multi Ani! pe 21 octombrie 2009, parinti obositi, greutate 60 Kg, inaltime 1,66 m, ochi la fel, par saten, nas la fel, buze la fel, dinti 95% ok, brand soft, balcoane bifa, dimensiuni proportionale, a se hrani numai noaptea, wash when starts stinkin’, PLEASE iron, make any dream come through.



La multi ani, Irina! >:D<
Come back for another revision!

Pack your shit, folks. We're going away!

Sometimes when I'm bored I like to pretend I'm in a porno movie near the sea.

Oh, no. I seem to have forgotten my bathing suit.

Oh, my goodness.
You're so wet.

Do not click the big red sign.

RED SIGN.


You can click the big green sign.

GREEN SIGN.

I am speechless. I have No speech.

how can monogamy get boring when you are constantly surprising me with -

oh my god.

how did you do that?