The truth about human evolution

in the beginning we were all fish, swimming around in the water, and in one day couple of fish had a retard-baby and the retard-baby was different so it got to live. so retard-fish goes on to make more retard-babies and in one day a retard-baby-fish crawled out of the ocean with his mutant fish hands and it had butt-sex with a squirrel or something and made this. retard-frog-squirrel and that had a retard-baby which was a monkey-fish-frog and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt-sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard-baby that screwed another monkey and that made you.




=))

in life

everything is really all about the follow through,
from swinging in baseball to bestfriends.

Things to do

I found this really interesting site the other day: http://www.pbase.com/tjerkverhagen/things_to_do

It's.. truly a vision :)) I mean, k'mon.. Barbie dolls? :D Seriously? Really unrealistic..
I guess that's why I always played with dinosaurs :D

26.01.2009

i've got a way with writing words
just like you got a way with running your mouth.

Shit the scientists say

http://www.ziua.ro/news.php?data=2008-12-20&id=18410

That's bullshit. I mean: it would be a more frequent phenomenon :|
In everyone.

practice makes perfect

practicing my "i dont care's" in the mirror.

don't you like it best when i'm on my knees?

"get down like i know you want to..."

only because you know i'm a sucker for suspense.
so put your gun to my head, i can make this last all night.
seven bullets equals
six different ways to scream "i love you"
and one to shut me up.

junk

but i'm betting that i'll have your eyes wide and mouth open
in twenty minutes after we race down desperate city streets
almost too narrow for these dirty thoughts and blatant intentions
to fit through.
pulses in sync with the heart of the city, you have your clothes off
before i've even figured out just what to do with you.
lying on the bed, your eager eyes are saying "come and get me"
but i know its more like: "let's just get this over with."
yeah, well i'm thinking about how all your
"leave me alone"(s) somehow turned into "you never called"(s)
and i dont know how it all led to this.
tricking yourself into believing you were ever special enough for someone
to remember to forget about you is the best magic of all.
this is like teaching old dogs new tricks.
doomed from the start,
we're just canaries holding their breath in coalmines.

20.01.2009

Last year all my dreams came true.

I just didn't think them through :)


Cheers to the almost-major 17.

19.01.2009

everything was so much easier when we were kids and thought we had the world figured out. now we've gone and grown up and realize that we never got it right, and never will.

i made up my mind:
all i want for my birthday is somebody to want me back.



5 in the morning thoughts :) don't mind me.

Strangers

now i know what it's like to be heartless. careless. thoughtless and soulless. reckless. faithless. senseless and spineless.
out of your clothes and completely out of my mind.
unwishful thinking. doubt, fear, hate, regret, sorrow, pity, pain, shame all in one; poison for these lungs.
sleeping with demons and sleeping with ghosts. waking up with headaches, this bed is still empty in the morning. only lying to myself and lying to you.
aimless, blameless, useless. comfortless. compassionless. effortless. emotionless, expressionless, meaningless. tactless and restless.
paint me in silver and wrap me cold.

if you stumble across this

dear you:
keep on showing me the beauty in an imperfect world.


I left with a smile on my face :)

16.01.2009

lay me out and feed me to the stars :)

i wont resist.
i wont resist.
i wont
i

I've gotten used to the silence

Take a test to grow up

"so i'm sorry for the things i've done to everyone. and tonight as i walk, the moon makes faces at the trees. it's so nice to make fun of everything that i lost, and i miss, and i love, but never had."

you said "you gotta live like there's no tomorrow"

so I wrote my will.

01.12.2008

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right! :)






Now I'm counting stars instead of sheep.