Sunday, 31 May 2009

Where is my little person?

Stii omuletul ala din capul tau care te atentioneaza cand esti pe cale sa faci o prostie?
Ei, al meu a plecat intr'o zi pentru o cafea si nu s'a mai intors.

Friday, 29 May 2009

Magic Happens.



Hell, I don't care what you say.
It's special.
It's one of those things.
I couldn't give you an example last night but yes, there are one or two that we both know. Do you remember?
It's like.. It's like thinking about the same Seinfeld references in the same time :)) It's like that. It's a thing. It's what you remember in the end.

29.05.2009

Tell me... what do you do when you realize you're all alone?

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Statues & Asses

Word of the day: sleep.
Well, at least word of the morning. *yawn*

A lot of shit happened lately, however I do not seem to have the mental power necessary to put the shit into words.

Ah, I saw the brand new statue being put up. J-e-s-u-s, trust me, you haven't seen anything as ugly as that piece of [f]art. I mean, if God would know everything, he'd know about that, and he wouldn't let that happen. I'll write about it later, after the inauguration, so we all know what I'm talking about.

It's 07:31 and I have about 20 minutes before my ass gets.. well I honestly don't know what it's gonna get, we'll have to wait and see.
I'll come back later with an update.

Have an ambrosial day.

Monday, 25 May 2009

Pidjins. Evil.

I wish to offer a genuine Happy birthday! to the world's greatest evil masterminds Fredo & Pidjin :)
This is one of my favorite episodes.

Well, indeed, lots of men are going where E.T. has never gone before, they have parades too.. Much more fun.
Marketing Earth as "the red light district" of the universe may not be the worst idea, however, I personally would prefer not to end up between the bookmarks of some alien zoophilliac. Imagine the shame and degradation...

Aaah.. Delightful :D

Saturday, 23 May 2009

23.05.2009

Multe idei dar prea putin timp si putere mentala pentru a le exprima.
Hectic week.
Care va fi urmata de una neplacuta de luat note la greu, acum, pe ultima suta de metrii a anului scolar 2008-2009.

Peste 2 saptamani poate voi reusi si eu sa revin cu niste posturi mai relevante. Poate.

Vreau sa fac o strigare lui wOlf care n'a mai intrat pe mess de cateva zile. Probabil pentru a'si putea garanta somnul de care l'am degrevat in zilele precedente.

Bye now.

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Brilliance.

Always gotta say the sweetest things.

Don't forget to cross your fingers every time.

Where's the tact that you used so well?

I bet you wish that you saved some for right now.

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Palahniuk

Until you can create something that captivates people, I'd invite you to just shut up. It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

non-art.



I secretly think of myself as an artist who doesn't make art.

Friday, 15 May 2009

what we see or what we seem is nothing but a puppet's dream.

Last week I made a comeback to my roots. Or whatever... When you're sick you always look for comfort, usually in things that you remember once made you feel better. So I did it again.
No, not that.
I started watching the stefanists again.

I don't care for that term. From now on I'll be using "puppets".

Once upon a time I used to do this regularly only for different reasons.. Actually a few more reasons than I have now. Things change.
Watching the puppets come and go every day has yet again become a ritual. It always makes me feel better, I guess because it's something you can count on, like the day-night cycle, it always happens: you always see them gathering from every corner of the land. North, South, East & West all coming together. Romantic isn't it?
I think I like it because it's comforting. It's comforting to know that you can always count on some things happening although they don't really influence you that much. I honestly can care less about who I actually see. Sure, I recognize a face or two but as long as it has it's uniform.. it's just another puppet dancing in the sweet moves of it's puppeteer's hands, the fingers slowly gliding in the air..

A smile on the puppeteer's face.
Everything is just as it has always been.
The come & go.
The colors, the sounds.
The thoughts, the desires..
Nothing has changed.

The day & the night.
The puppets coming together again ...

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

me laissent froid



Ow, cette amour.. :)

You messed it all up.

What if I should fall right through the center of the earth... oh, and come out the other side, where people walk upside down?

Monday, 11 May 2009

His passion was life. His obsession was art.



Great movie.

Beautiful song.

Sunday, 10 May 2009

10110101010000111010

Talking to robots is Fun!

Mihai 11g: zi "hello"
Chrisu: hello
Mihai 11g: hi there!
Mihai 11g: (si vorbeste in engleza)
Chrisu: okay..
Mihai 11g: ok with me too.
Mihai 11g: (gramatical te rog :D )
Chrisu: excuse me?
Mihai 11g: you're excused.
Chrisu: monkey juice
Mihai 11g: i do not understand.
Chrisu: :))
Mihai 11g: gosh! tell me a story.
Chrisu: no, not now
Mihai 11g: are you serious? if not that, what?
Chrisu: chicken butt
Mihai 11g: we have never talked about it before.
Chrisu: indeed, never :))
Mihai 11g: so you think it can never happen?
Chrisu: it definetly can...
Mihai 11g: what does "it" refer to?
Chrisu: the chicken butt
Mihai 11g: thank you for the clarification.
Chrisu: you're welcome
Mihai 11g: polite people are nice.
Chrisu: yes they are. they don't get laid as much though.
Mihai 11g: ahem. are you a perfectionist? since when? who, specifically?
Chrisu: yes, a perfectionist indeed :D since i was born i presume
Mihai 11g: take it easy. how do you usually introduce yourself? try to tell me that another way.
Chrisu: hy, i'm chrisu?
Mihai 11g: not many people express themselves that way.
Chrisu: no, they don't :D
Mihai 11g: are you serious? who, specifically?
Chrisu: the squirrel boy
Mihai 11g: what is that?
Chrisu: a queer fellow with teeth too long
Mihai 11g: tell me more.
Chrisu: well he.. has a long tail
Mihai 11g: interesting. i am so glad you find this amusing, cleo_cbo. that question has never crossed my mind before.
Chrisu: yes, the question of life itself
Mihai 11g: next question? where are you located? try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Chrisu: i am located in a really mean place
Mihai 11g: what's it like there in a really mean place?
Chrisu: frankly it sucks :))
Mihai 11g: what is so bad about it? aren't you always frank?
Chrisu: no, i'm chrisu.

Friday, 8 May 2009

Wanted (2008)


Efecte speciale foarte bune.
Actori buni.
Povestea nu m'a impresionat foarte tare, gen momentul "Luke, I am your father" :))
Dar mesajul mi'a placut.


What the fuck have you done lately?

Thursday, 7 May 2009

the runaway

and when he left, the room looked as it had before he entered. the bed appeared as if it had been untouched, with its sheets still tucked firmly under the mattress, and the blanket still smoothed out. the remote remained in its original position, atop the television surrounded by a layer of dust. if one were to turn it on, it would still be on channel 17, a channel that refused to show anything but static. in the bathroom, the complimentary towels went unused and the soap remained wrapped. the sink continued it's monotonous symphony of drip, drip, drip (a piece that could simply be stopped with a final twist of the tap). a bottle of mouthwash sat beside the sink, it's childproof seal unbroken. there were still 347 squares left in the roll of toilet paper. even a copy of van gogh's "starry night" which hung on the wall beside the window remained a tad crooked, drooping on the left.

the only indication that there was a trace of life in that room on the cold rainy night of August 17th, was a message that he carved in the ceiling above the bed which read:

"i cant find sleep in this fucking town"

my mind forgot the colour of direction.











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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Devil's trill.



Devil attracts Devil I guess.

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Mommy's trying to work now..

I think most people

find a lot of different things sexy.

Why don't you go bug them?

Monday, 4 May 2009

Hî Hî.

Two days of high temperature and I think I'm getting a little delirious :))
I'm actually nice.
I have become nice.
My own personal side effect.

I need some feedback:
I saw American Psycho two days ago and I was wondering if my reaction was... normal. There is a very high possibility that I am deranged: I laughed harder than concerning many comedies :))
I mean, it is supposed to be a horror movie..

Sunday, 3 May 2009

>Cough Cough< [pe bune]

I have pyrexia.
Don't worry, it means I have high temperature.
Boiling all night & still cold like hell.
I know to enjoy my virosis...

The squirrel isn't doing anything to make me feel better.
Dad's saying have the pig flu..
Yes, Happy happy Joy joy :D

When I was in bed I remember saying I'll write about something else but I guess this affects memory too..
Or it's just the usual me :D

Saturday, 2 May 2009

The doggie in the window.



GOD, is this addicting. Can't get it out of my head.

2nd day of May and still nothing to do.
Nothing interesting anyway [the 5 pages to translate & 2 books to read for history, novels to write for latin & the 10 types of homework for romanian don't count].

How much is that doggy in the window..

I understand religious people. I understand the need.
However I will never think they're right, I will never be religious. And the whole >I'm right. You're wrong.< thing is just so pointless.. We're not ever close to actually knowing anything so my slogan is: Shut up and learn.

I have to make this week's diary thing for romanian class... You'd think it would be easy for me but no, it's not. I have never written a diary. I tried a few times but it never took off. You have to write like feelings and shit.. I am a girl but I'm not great at feelings.
So this week I'm writing only diary type things. If I'll feel like it, I mean. I probably won't.

How much is that..
[STOP IT!]

Geez, I'd be up for almost anything right now if the occasion would present itself.. [mda, aviz amatorilor]

Yah, bye now.
..the one with the waggley tail...

Friday, 1 May 2009

Work Day with no Work.

So: Happy first of May!

Now that we got that out of our system I can gladly inform you that I am the proud owner of new clothes :D Cheers everyone!

Last night I was officially pledged geek. Magic Duel here I come! :))
Stood up 'till 1 a.m. to watch the squirrel boy auctioned. 20 coins, good price [for a queer dude with teeth too long]. Evidently I still woke up at 7...

Sleepy and kind of bored. Where are you my knight in shining whatever? An aluminium foil would do [of course the chocolate is imperative].