First day of school and What's the deal with women

Nice first day of school, am meditat din nou asupra nemuririi sufletului. Si alte chestii.
Am ajuns: eram singura.
Prima ora: sport. Eram 7 si nici nu ne'am obosit sa mergem in sala.
Cascam din 30 in 30 de secunde.
"Mergem?"
"Merg daca merge toata lumea."
"Haideti, mergem?"
"Hai."


I noticed that my main audience here is male. Which is weird because of the subjects I treat.
I never get comments on my artistic endeavors. However I do get it on my every day patter. The most interest was taken in the getting laid advice. I can understand why.
However I'm not going to talk about that right now [half of my audience already left] but about the preceding to the fact.
No girl wakes up in the morning and says: "Gee, I wish no one hits on me today." No girl. All women enjoy being hit on. It makes you feel important no matter what. Even if they despise the guy or find him repulsing they will feel good about the advances.
All women enjoy being hit on. Which ever says she doesn't is a liar.
So believe me, there's no harm in trying.
Still, too much trying and you're a looser. Too little and you're a fool.
Not any and you're a cur [that means coward, I just had to use that word].
So you just have to get it right. But don't worry, you'll probably never achieve that anyway.
But hey: so will 90% of the others so cheer up!